2008

i can’t keep pretending that ½ a...

The problem with this email is that almost none of it is true. Not only was I through with him...

i feel a lot of possibility when i'm...

it took him two days to write back. i wanted to die during those hours, sure that i’d scared...

i don't know what you want, but it's not...

i didn’t want to break up over email, but it was like a force that came over me, and i had to...

sweet face

i know that being overly affectionate can be stifling in a relationship, but i want to be with him...

i have a bad habit of falling madly in...

tallahassee, florida—-Dear You,I purposely took the long way home tonight, just to avoid...

i rescind this statement

this is one of my great shameful emails, mostly because it is an emotional outpouring to someone...

eep, you're adorable!

this was to a guy i had seen around over the course of a year at various shows and around campus....

it only gets worse every time i see you

sent to an old boss from when i was an intern. he’s 12 years older and was certainly just...

this company wouldn't survive without...

a week after i sent this email to a coworker, we found out that all communications, personal or...

has our relationship progressed to xs...

having odd flirtations over email at work with famous, married writers whose work you’re...

thought i'd take a much needed break and...

a tragic moment in my career as an almost groupie. luckily i came to my senses about randomly...

the end. now leave.

los angeles, california—-i chose to end this relationship in january. i have trust issues, i...

we do what we have to do

los angeles, california—-i fucked up tonight. again. i know.i wish i could explain my...

a versatile and talented writer

i applied for a copywriting job that involved writing commercials and radio spots. the ad said to be...

an email was obvi coming

i made out with an almost-friend. it was awkward. but not one to give up, i wrote this email, hoping...

i don't know if we're really friends

a boy and i stopped seeing each other due to mostly mutual non-attraction. i wanted to be friends,...

might be contingent on that small...

retrospectively, two weeks of ambiguous friend-dates might have been a little early for this...